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I wish people would follow me not because of that Starships audio I posted months ago. C'mon people. That was a one-hit wonder.
wow that’s such a cute character where can I find him beaten up and crying on the ground in an alley
wow that’s such a tough character where can i find him crying his eyes out
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
shania twain is just stupid for not naming her son choo choo
i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once
needless to say i was shocked
get out
this is my post you get out
what the fuck do you want
“fake it ‘til you make it” is very bullshitty for me i mean i dont see the need to “fake” courtesy + politeness towards other people (yes, even if u fckn hate their guts)
my favourite picture on tumblr ever
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD
flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me
like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”
i thought you could combine flowers
like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and a large tomato”
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
omfg
“oh hot reservoir”
